Piercaholic, Chocoholic

I knew it was a bad idea 5 mins after I agreed to it. Why did I want it in the first place? What the hell was I thinking? It just seems like no matter what I will do, someone is going to get pissed off. What's the whole point in going through it when no one is going to come out of it happy? It's just another day ... Let me just spare everyone the expense and myself the agony.

I knew I should have listened to that little voice inside me. Why didn't I?