Piercaholic, Chocoholic

Dear "You Know Who You All Are"
Do u really think that we do no know that u are carrying a FAKE? U can try to hide it under your arm or throw a sweater over it but it still screams out FAKE!! U can use that excuse that u don't know it is a knockoff but, I'm sorry, if the deal is too good to be true, it is prob a FAKE! And YES, we know that that GUCCI/FENDI/LV etc. are fakes too.

Don't u think that we know that it is cheaper in the US? DUH!?!? It's from the US, of cos it is going to be cheaper there. If u have friends going there and are willing to buy for u, there is nothing I can do to stop u. Go ahead, I would do it too. However, don't come running back to us when u want to change the color, or if your friend failed to check the item there was a defect, or u need repairs done, we will charge u.

We try to be as nice as possible, but if u are going to be SO honest as to tell us u are just here to check out the items and then get your friends to buy it for u from the US, can u blame us for moving on to other fishes? We have targets to hit, u have basically told us u are NOT going to buy from us, of cos we are going to work our persuasion on some other ppl that MIGHT buy.

Stop stating the obvious or asking us redundant questions ...
1) Yes, white is hard to maintain.
2) Yes, we have staff discount.
3) No, I am not going to help u buy stuff ... I DON'T KNOW U!!!
4) Yes, u got a really good deal on the item, but I can tell u got it from the factory outlet.
5) Yes, that looks great on u!
6) Yes, leather scratches. Don't want it to show? Choose another color or plastic.
7) No ... it's heavy? It's as light as a feather! DUH! Of cos I know it is heavy!

There are prob more but that's all I can come up with at the moment.