Piercaholic, Chocoholic

Went to work today and met the mom from last night's wedding when she came back for champange glasses that the groom drunkenly left behind.

Here's how the conversation went ......

Mom: You guys did a great job, everybody said the food was great .... blah blah blah ....
Me: Thanks! *smiles*

This was how it went in my head ....

Mom: You guys did a great job, everybody said the food was great .... blah blah blah ....
Me: Thanks! By the way, thanks for the tip that u gave us. Oh, wait a minute, u didn't leave us a tip. YOU BITCH!!!!!! *smiles*